An Accountant Writes A Love Letter

From An Accountant to An Accountant

The Art Of Romance

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I will credit you my love,

If you will debit me your love...

I'll record our romance in a journal,

And post it to the ledger of my heart...

I'll keep on account of our love,

Based on double entry...

This way you'll know the balance c/d,

And the amount of love I have for you...

Our courtship is carried out on worksheet,

Adjusting entries are necessary to make our love steady...

Trial balance shows

we are meant for each other,

Because the total of our love is one and the same...

Closing entries are made when down the aisle we take,

Profit and loss statement tells what has happened

Let's see

our balance sheet,

What are our asset and liabilities??

Oh my goodness!

It shows a dozen kids!!!

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